Hey all you merpeople, I hope everyone's break is going swimmingly! I know I'll be enjoying my dinner of mashed kelp, sweet seaweed, and brined sea urchin. Mmmmmm. It's about dinner time, but here's a little new to tide you all over...
Nov 21: 11:13pm: MerPhone escapades! One local Mermaid's cousin performed some phone espionage, and sent this to yours truly- "After we fuck on the couch I would take you to Ireland and shagg you on the rocks of the western shore while reciting Hamlet." Mer-Tastic.